Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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