He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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