Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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