Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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