I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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