Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
last night I used snow as a chaser
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