West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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