I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Life is so much better after having sex.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Boobs speak an international language.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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