I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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