My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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