I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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