Porn is love you can see.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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