I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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