I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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