To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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