Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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