Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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