Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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