...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
