mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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