I heard we made out
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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