The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
