i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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