I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
nutella sex= disaster
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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