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  Rock

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  Scissors

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  Fuck

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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  wasted?

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  im pocohantasssss

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

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  id pin you as more of an 8

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished

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  I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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