He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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