Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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