i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize
