If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize