hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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