so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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