i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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