my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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