On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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