Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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