This is not my ceiling
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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