then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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