The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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