She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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