I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
