why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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