Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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