just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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