wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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