Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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