Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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