I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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