new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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He passed out mid-signature
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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