i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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