he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
