i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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