This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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