biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
