Dual....:-)
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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