i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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