Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
